The Golden Bachelor Marketing Campaign Sets a Gold Standard

The Golden Bachelor Marketing Campaign Sets a Gold Standard

He posts his thirst traps in a leather-bound album.
His DMs have postage.
He gets the early bird special any time he wants.
If you call him,
he’ll answer the phone.
He doesn’t have gray hair.
He has wisdom highlights.
Florida wants to retire and move to him.
He’s Gary.
And I’m your first Golden Bachelor.
It’s your call.

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